Boy, we started off this new batch of cookies with a real humdinger. And the little smiley faces on the fortunes saying "Hey, big boy!" don't help.
Ain't nothin' delicate about my features. Unless, that is, you believe a guy who resembles Fortune Boy with a slightly better hairline is "delicate" and not just "chubby."
|He is pretty cute...|
I'd like to think Jamie was attracted to me not because of my delicate features, but rather by my rugged, manly good looks. When I asked her if I had any delicate features, she was quick - too quick - to point out that I have small hands.
"But you should be proud of your tiny hands," she said. "They're writer's hands."
Thanks for the ego boost, babe.
Since I'm pretty bummed out right now, I'm going to end this post with the other thing this fortune reminds me of.