Today's fortune: You were born with a "silver spoon in your mouth."
Dad: Kelsey residence.
Hi Pop, what are you guys doing?
Dad: Just sitting here watching M*A*S*H. What are you doing?
Getting ready to write my fortune. I have a question for you. Do you think I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth?
Dad. I don't know. Marilyn, do you think our youngest son was born with a silver spoon in his mouth?
Mom (in the background): What? What do you mean?
Dad: Pick up the phone, Matt has a question for us.
Mom (in the background): I can't get the damn thing to work.
Dad. Dammit, we can't get the phone to work. Here, I'll give the phone to your mother.
See ya, Pop.
Mom: Hello?
Hi Mom. Do you think I was born with a silver spoon in your mouth?
Mom: Well, no, but you did have four silver teeth in your mouth when you were pretty young.
I remember that. I forgot I had a grill.
Mom: You mean a barbecue grill?
Never mind.
Mom: They were your baby teeth. When your baby teeth fell out, the silver fell out too.
Did you save the teeth?
Mom: Shit, I have no idea. I don't remember what we did with them.
So when I was a baby did you have any silver spoons?
Mom: No, but we had stainless steel spoons, and probably some plastic spoons.
Did you have silver spoons for Marty?
Long pause.
You did, didn't you?
Mom: The only thing I remember was was a little siver cup that belonged to your brother.
Why didn't I have a little silver cup?
Mom: Hell, I don't know. Louis, why didn't Matt have a little silver cup?
Dad (in the background): Nobody liked him, I guess.
Mom: Nobody liked you, I guess.
Figures. So since I didn't have any silver spoons, what do you think today's fortune means?
Mom: I think it means you weren't born in poverty. That you were born with everything you needed. That's what I get out of it. And that's the truth.
You're right. I did have everything I needed. And more. But I didn't have a little silver cup.
Mom: Get over it, son.
Goodnight, Mom. Tell Dad I said goodbye.
Mom: Say hello to Jamie for us.
I have to think about a comment to this fortune.
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